the Lover

the below conversation took place in the card section in a book store.

SalesGirl : May I help you sir?
Guy : Have you anything sentimental?
SalesGirl : (picks a card from a shelf) here's a lovely one.
Guy : what does it say?
SalesGirl : "To the only girl I ever loved"
Guy : that will do just fine. i'll take four...er, make it six of them.
SalesGirl : *dumbfucked


p.l.a.y.e.r

touring the sick

in my other posts, i've mentioned about Mahkota (Melaka) Medical Centre where my kAiMa previously undergo her angio (scan + removal of blockage in the arteries). Last week i accompanied a friend's mom to the Sban Medical Centre where she had her body check. Im literally scared of medical centres already with all the countless hours I had to wait there, staring at the sick going in and out of the place. And I was stunned shit when my parents informed me that my oldest aunt is going to undergo angio as well. Previously she complained of chest pain but neither of us suspected it was her heart as we all knew she was the healthy-type.

So the next day I had to drive her to the Subang or now known as Sime Darby Medical Centre I've been to like 3 MC already in 2 months. As usual, it took hours of waiting before my aunt was checked and admitted. She stayed a night and went for her angio the next day. And it was a relief that they found no blockages and she was fine.

She shared a room with a 19 year old girl suffering from a virus attack to the heart. The poor girl had to stay in till doctors actually destroy/ kill/ heal/ hide/ install AVG antivirus human version. Our conversation was short and brieft, but I could see she's a strong girl. Poor thing really. Makes me realised how lucky and ignorant I am for keep violating my perfect body with booze. I hope she'll recover soon.

I strolled along the place during the long hours of waiting. CAme up with a conclusion that :

1) SDMC has cute and friendly nurses
2) the toilets are much cleaner than the others.
3) you dont have to wait 335131255131551 minutes for a lift. (unlike in MMC)
4) the waiting time is still fucked.

oh but the MC is Sban is the most fucked up btw. The nurses and workers there are fat, ugly, ignorant, rude and a total garbage. you can find plenty of dumplings working there.

lucky find

received a call today in the early morning from the bank.

Bank : sir, please be informed that your atm card has been retained by us in the mean time.
Cwc : *very blur. what? my atm card?
Bank : yes sir. your atm card was returned to the bank moments ago by someone who claims to have found it.
Cwc : *dumbfucked. (checks wallet and couldnt find the card).
Bank : if you fail to collect your card within 7 days, we will terminate the card.
Cwc : i'll be there right away.

you see, i had no idea that my atm card was missing, hence it stunned me till i was speechless at one moment. Apparently i forgot to take the card from the machine after depositing money last week. It was found by a good and honest samaritan. OR maybe he actually tried but failed to crack my pin before being a kind soul. Such a careless fuck i am.

4 ILLS in life

spILLS (infant) - at the young age, we tend to spill things around when exploring our surroundings. touching and pushing everything in sight. My mom said i was a clumsy klutz during then, must have spilled alot.

thrILLS (teenage) - at this point, the curiosity to explore further into adulthood and the opposite sex creates a thrill among individuals. reason simply being, puberty. but of course in the later part of this stage, other thrills depending on interests will occur.

bILLS (adults) - and of course when work begins, so comes the bills. food, shelter, transport, utilities, entertainment etc etc kicks in. Independence is not free.

wILLS (senior citizens) - the time when you pen down your will for your surviving generations. time to have a good long rest. well....more like perma rest after that.

RIP

driving in malaysia

from my 5 years on the road, it would be only fair if I warn that driving in msia is a one-of-a-kind thing that you would not experience elsewhere. our drivers will make seasoned F1 drivers look like kids if they were be put on the same track together. Mind you that over here, pedestrians look out for cars and not the other way around. and if you're careless enough to get knock down or run over, dont expect for immediate help. The driver would probanly have fled before you could get up.

Expect to see :

(in town)

1) cars moving in and out of lanes. undecided bastards / bitches really.
2) motorcyclists on your left, right, front, back. And on those days, u'll probably see one on the ground after colliding with the traffic light.
3) cars (and sometimes motorcycles) double / triple park on the main road , diverting from a 3 lane to a 2 lane.
4) vehicles signaling one way and goes the other.
5) vehicles beating the light even though they're 10 seconds late.
6) holes everywhere on the road. Cars with fragile bodies and tyres are advised not to drive around often.
7) vehicles cutting queue at junctions and traffics lights. (malaysians have no patience.)

(on the highway)

1) cars overtaking on every lane. (there is no slow/fast lane). drivers are advised to pay attention to the rear mirror every 10 seconds.
2) cars overtaking on the emergency lane (this is really wtf).
3) vehicles crawling on the fast lane (this includes motorcycles/ lorries/ buses.)
4) vehicles speeding on the inner lane (.refer to above)
5) hazel lights being switch on during rain (lack of common sense).
6) cars provoking you for a race.
7) etc etc. (more to be listed)

now you know why 70% of the accidents here are caused by stupidity rather than carelessness.

Malaysia Boleh!

the cincai anything answer

so i was doing my stuff when a friend called for a lunch date. appointment agreed and the next was destination and food selection. he politely asked and I in a very polite manner and not even a single hint of sarcasm whatsoever replied 'anything la'. That reply itself earned me a 4 letter bombing straight in the face.

the feeling of being given the sorta reply which is a yes/no/there/here/can/cannot/maybe/ok/not ok/that/this answer is fucktating. But then again, its the most spontaneous answer to give isnt it.
sigh.

MMC

accompanied kaiMa to the Melaka Medical Centre for her follow up check inspection after her op. was literally forced out of bed at a quarter pass 7 (i usually sleep at 7 mind you), so you could have guess how completely blury it was for me at that moment.

upon arriving at MMC, parking was full, Made my own parking space near the front entrance and got screened for any possible h1n1 symptoms. Headed to the doc's clinic and registered.

Cwc : Is the doc in?
Nurse : please . . . *mumble mumble
Cwc : *a big blur face. er. is the doc IN?
Nurse : can.. *mumbles
Cwc : wtf is wrong with you? can you actually speak the fuck up? I cant catch a single fuck word.
Nurse : *mumbles
Cwc : Fuck you.. *turns to the other nurse. is the fucking doc in or not?
Nurse2 : no. he's out warding.
Cwc : Thank you. and please call your lovely fucked up collegue here to speak up for fuck sake.

The Nurse was practically facing down talking drowning her voice out, couldnt understand a single thing she said.
(OK..minus the vulgarity, the above conversation did take place.) but i was cursing in my head already.

and on the way back, both of us were starving and decided to eat in the restoran jejantas aka overhead bridge restaurant or whatever they call that place. and on the way...

kaiMa : the weather is hot isnt it?
Cwc : yea, makes me sleepy.
kaiMa : then after you eat, you'll be too comfortable to drive wont you?
Cwc : *dumbfucked face. so what are you suggesting? (she drive la of course)
kaiMa : that you dont eat later so you'll be able to drive us back.
Cwc : *totally dumbfucked jor. ....

how funny my kaiMa can be at times.

Massive U-turn

i held her hand, pulled her to the dance floor and slowly as the song begins to heat up we got closer and closer. and when i was just about to land my lips on hers, Bu Neng Gei WoYi Shou Ge De Shi Jian (thats my incoming call tune).

damn, i was so close on the lips. so i was awaken by my aunt to buy lunch. she could've done me a favor and called 10 minutes later. As much i would like to reject and continue with my sleep, i obliged as a good nephew. i crawled my way to car, somehow drove myself without bumping into any pedestrians. bought food.

so here comes this incident.

this blue colored kembara was making a U-turn at a tight corner which was crowded out by 2 stupid cars whom their great grand ancestors must have bought the road. Cant find a better reason why they would have park their vehicles there (unless of course they are retards who just-dont-give-a-shit). so anyway, this kembara made a U-turn and was trying to squeeze between the 2 cars when he realised he wouldnt make it without causing a dent to both vehicles. hence, he stopped, rolled down the window and stuck his head out to check. all he needed to do was to reverse a lil and get going again. but this particular driver was very persistent on squeezing every single inch possible from the space given. slowly, he tried inching his way past. it took him like 15 seconds to realise that what he wanted to accomplish was mission impossible. His U-turn ordeal delayed me by 50 seconds to get back to my bed.

totally dumbfucked by him but i guess some people are just out to prove a point to themselves. sucky peoply in a weird world. go figure..

countdown : around 60 days

i've got around a month plus left of holidays to kill. lets go over what i have accomplished for the past 2 months.

1) busy working, earning extra buckz
2) helping around the crib
3) getting my body BACK in shape, involves very heavy gym- ing sessions plus loads of sporting activities

Ok. so that was my wish-list for the holiday before it started. it turned out to be a more of a anything-but-productive holiday. been bumming for 2 months already. eating, sleeping, gaming etc etc(all the other things you do when you bum). fuck, totally wasted this break. but thats what summer breaks are for isnt it, for you to fuck your life up.