the below conversation took place in the card section in a book store.
SalesGirl : May I help you sir?
Guy : Have you anything sentimental?
SalesGirl : (picks a card from a shelf) here's a lovely one.
Guy : what does it say?
SalesGirl : "To the only girl I ever loved"
Guy : that will do just fine. i'll take four...er, make it six of them.
SalesGirl : *dumbfucked
p.l.a.y.e.r
Thursday, September 10, 2009
Saturday, September 5, 2009
touring the sick
in my other posts, i've mentioned about Mahkota (Melaka) Medical Centre where my kAiMa previously undergo her angio (scan + removal of blockage in the arteries). Last week i accompanied a friend's mom to the Sban Medical Centre where she had her body check. Im literally scared of medical centres already with all the countless hours I had to wait there, staring at the sick going in and out of the place. And I was stunned shit when my parents informed me that my oldest aunt is going to undergo angio as well. Previously she complained of chest pain but neither of us suspected it was her heart as we all knew she was the healthy-type.
So the next day I had to drive her to the Subang or now known as Sime Darby Medical Centre I've been to like 3 MC already in 2 months. As usual, it took hours of waiting before my aunt was checked and admitted. She stayed a night and went for her angio the next day. And it was a relief that they found no blockages and she was fine.
She shared a room with a 19 year old girl suffering from a virus attack to the heart. The poor girl had to stay in till doctors actually destroy/ kill/ heal/ hide/ install AVG antivirus human version. Our conversation was short and brieft, but I could see she's a strong girl. Poor thing really. Makes me realised how lucky and ignorant I am for keep violating my perfect body with booze. I hope she'll recover soon.
I strolled along the place during the long hours of waiting. CAme up with a conclusion that :
1) SDMC has cute and friendly nurses
2) the toilets are much cleaner than the others.
3) you dont have to wait 335131255131551 minutes for a lift. (unlike in MMC)
4) the waiting time is still fucked.
oh but the MC is Sban is the most fucked up btw. The nurses and workers there are fat, ugly, ignorant, rude and a total garbage. you can find plenty of dumplings working there.
So the next day I had to drive her to the Subang or now known as Sime Darby Medical Centre I've been to like 3 MC already in 2 months. As usual, it took hours of waiting before my aunt was checked and admitted. She stayed a night and went for her angio the next day. And it was a relief that they found no blockages and she was fine.
She shared a room with a 19 year old girl suffering from a virus attack to the heart. The poor girl had to stay in till doctors actually destroy/ kill/ heal/ hide/ install AVG antivirus human version. Our conversation was short and brieft, but I could see she's a strong girl. Poor thing really. Makes me realised how lucky and ignorant I am for keep violating my perfect body with booze. I hope she'll recover soon.
I strolled along the place during the long hours of waiting. CAme up with a conclusion that :
1) SDMC has cute and friendly nurses
2) the toilets are much cleaner than the others.
3) you dont have to wait 335131255131551 minutes for a lift. (unlike in MMC)
4) the waiting time is still fucked.
oh but the MC is Sban is the most fucked up btw. The nurses and workers there are fat, ugly, ignorant, rude and a total garbage. you can find plenty of dumplings working there.
Tuesday, September 1, 2009
lucky find
received a call today in the early morning from the bank.
Bank : sir, please be informed that your atm card has been retained by us in the mean time.
Cwc : *very blur. what? my atm card?
Bank : yes sir. your atm card was returned to the bank moments ago by someone who claims to have found it.
Cwc : *dumbfucked. (checks wallet and couldnt find the card).
Bank : if you fail to collect your card within 7 days, we will terminate the card.
Cwc : i'll be there right away.
you see, i had no idea that my atm card was missing, hence it stunned me till i was speechless at one moment. Apparently i forgot to take the card from the machine after depositing money last week. It was found by a good and honest samaritan. OR maybe he actually tried but failed to crack my pin before being a kind soul. Such a careless fuck i am.
Bank : sir, please be informed that your atm card has been retained by us in the mean time.
Cwc : *very blur. what? my atm card?
Bank : yes sir. your atm card was returned to the bank moments ago by someone who claims to have found it.
Cwc : *dumbfucked. (checks wallet and couldnt find the card).
Bank : if you fail to collect your card within 7 days, we will terminate the card.
Cwc : i'll be there right away.
you see, i had no idea that my atm card was missing, hence it stunned me till i was speechless at one moment. Apparently i forgot to take the card from the machine after depositing money last week. It was found by a good and honest samaritan. OR maybe he actually tried but failed to crack my pin before being a kind soul. Such a careless fuck i am.
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