Wednesday, August 12, 2009

MMC

accompanied kaiMa to the Melaka Medical Centre for her follow up check inspection after her op. was literally forced out of bed at a quarter pass 7 (i usually sleep at 7 mind you), so you could have guess how completely blury it was for me at that moment.

upon arriving at MMC, parking was full, Made my own parking space near the front entrance and got screened for any possible h1n1 symptoms. Headed to the doc's clinic and registered.

Cwc : Is the doc in?
Nurse : please . . . *mumble mumble
Cwc : *a big blur face. er. is the doc IN?
Nurse : can.. *mumbles
Cwc : wtf is wrong with you? can you actually speak the fuck up? I cant catch a single fuck word.
Nurse : *mumbles
Cwc : Fuck you.. *turns to the other nurse. is the fucking doc in or not?
Nurse2 : no. he's out warding.
Cwc : Thank you. and please call your lovely fucked up collegue here to speak up for fuck sake.

The Nurse was practically facing down talking drowning her voice out, couldnt understand a single thing she said.
(OK..minus the vulgarity, the above conversation did take place.) but i was cursing in my head already.

and on the way back, both of us were starving and decided to eat in the restoran jejantas aka overhead bridge restaurant or whatever they call that place. and on the way...

kaiMa : the weather is hot isnt it?
Cwc : yea, makes me sleepy.
kaiMa : then after you eat, you'll be too comfortable to drive wont you?
Cwc : *dumbfucked face. so what are you suggesting? (she drive la of course)
kaiMa : that you dont eat later so you'll be able to drive us back.
Cwc : *totally dumbfucked jor. ....

how funny my kaiMa can be at times.

Monday, August 10, 2009

Massive U-turn

i held her hand, pulled her to the dance floor and slowly as the song begins to heat up we got closer and closer. and when i was just about to land my lips on hers, Bu Neng Gei WoYi Shou Ge De Shi Jian (thats my incoming call tune).

damn, i was so close on the lips. so i was awaken by my aunt to buy lunch. she could've done me a favor and called 10 minutes later. As much i would like to reject and continue with my sleep, i obliged as a good nephew. i crawled my way to car, somehow drove myself without bumping into any pedestrians. bought food.

so here comes this incident.

this blue colored kembara was making a U-turn at a tight corner which was crowded out by 2 stupid cars whom their great grand ancestors must have bought the road. Cant find a better reason why they would have park their vehicles there (unless of course they are retards who just-dont-give-a-shit). so anyway, this kembara made a U-turn and was trying to squeeze between the 2 cars when he realised he wouldnt make it without causing a dent to both vehicles. hence, he stopped, rolled down the window and stuck his head out to check. all he needed to do was to reverse a lil and get going again. but this particular driver was very persistent on squeezing every single inch possible from the space given. slowly, he tried inching his way past. it took him like 15 seconds to realise that what he wanted to accomplish was mission impossible. His U-turn ordeal delayed me by 50 seconds to get back to my bed.

totally dumbfucked by him but i guess some people are just out to prove a point to themselves. sucky peoply in a weird world. go figure..

countdown : around 60 days

i've got around a month plus left of holidays to kill. lets go over what i have accomplished for the past 2 months.

1) busy working, earning extra buckz
2) helping around the crib
3) getting my body BACK in shape, involves very heavy gym- ing sessions plus loads of sporting activities

Ok. so that was my wish-list for the holiday before it started. it turned out to be a more of a anything-but-productive holiday. been bumming for 2 months already. eating, sleeping, gaming etc etc(all the other things you do when you bum). fuck, totally wasted this break. but thats what summer breaks are for isnt it, for you to fuck your life up.